My active and dynamic social life has prevented me from finding the time to post an entry over the last few days (Read: I’ve been watching a lot of TV and napping), and while I will post a proper entry at some point today, in the meantime I thought I should toss you all a few crumbs in the form of nobody’s favorite continuing feature, Keyword Kraziness.
pointlessness
You’ve certainly come to the right place.
direcpath suck?
Yes. Direcpath sucks hard.
brandie malay hot
That is what is known as a “fact.”
brandie malay feet
brandie malay tits
brandie malay boobs
brandie malay nipple
brandie malay nude
brandie malay pictures
brandie malay myspace
I am very clearly not your source for all things Brandie Malay. I did post all of the pictures of her that I was able to find a while back, which wasn’t much, and, unsurprisingly, she wasn’t nude in any of them. (Click on the Brandie Malay label at the bottom of this post to see that post.)
As for the various parts of her that people are seeking information on, I can say that yes, she does have feet, and she appears to have tits, which, one would assume, are home to at least one nipple, though, again, having never seen her nude, I can’t say that with anything beyond a reasonable degree of certainty. There was a recent episode of Hidden Potential in which she seemed to be exhibiting a certain amount of “pokiness,” but the protruding bits seemed to be in odd locations, so either they were the result of pointy or lumpy bits of whatever she was wearing under her shirt, or those particular bits of her anatomy are oddly-distributed either naturally or as the result of the constriction of whatever she was wearing underneath her shirt.
can't find tanya memme nude pictures
I’m not surprised.
my own experience about self reliance
Why would you be searching Google for your own experience? And if you were looking for someone else’s experience, there’s a kind of irony to that which amuses me terribly.
jane wogan & hgtv
Jane Wogan is a very beautiful woman who sometimes, but, to the show’s eternal shame, not always, appears on HGTV’s series Don’t Sweat It.
I’ve thought about applying to be featured on the show in order to get some projects, such as the de-pinkifying of my master bath, completed around the house, and also to get a chance to see Jane in person. I don’t have such an artificially-inflated sense of self-confidence that I think I’d have any shot at charming the tool belt off of her, but I still think it’d be cool to get to see her in person and to hear that charming Irish brogue she has. Of course, with my luck, if I got on the show, it would be one of the episodes featuring the all-male cast.
On a semi-related note, my Realtor, David Harbour, recently appeared on an episode of HGTV’s series Get It Sold, and will be doing so again on March 5 at 8:30 PM Eastern.
I’ve been thinking I should shoot him an e-mail and see if he can get me the hook up with some of the Hotties of HGTV, but, again, I’m lacking the artificially-inflated sense of self-confidence that would make something like that seem worthwhile.
There are a few pictures of Jane floating around on the Internet, but in the interest of promoting your own experience of self reliance, I’ll leave it up to you to find them for yourselves.
Bonus Link:
As always, among the search strings listed here were the typical bra-related searches. In checking out some of the other search results that came up on those strings, I found a link to this article about the 100th anniversary of the bra.
True, it’s not going to do anything to help you find out how big [insert celebrity name here]’s knockers are, but I don’t see what good finding that out would do you either, so…
In any case, that will do it for this installment of Keyword Kraziness. Check back later for a harrowing account of the intense story of what’s happened in my life since last I posted.
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Sunday, March 02, 2008
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Uneventful Headachey Day
I had a headache when I went to bed last night and was annoyed to discover that it hadn’t gone away when I woke up this morning.
It seemed to be a sinus headache, and the pressure was making my eyes watery and sensitive to light, and as it didn’t appear to be getting better, even after taking a very hot shower, I decided to go back to bed after about an hour. Shortly after I got into bed my friend Kevin called. We talked for quite a while until he got another call. While I was waiting for him to come back, my phone made some clicking noises, then I heard it dialing, and then it said, “If you’d like to make a call, hang up and try again.”
I hung up, but didn’t try again, as I really needed to grab something to eat.
By this time the pressure had lessened and my eyes weren’t quite so cloudy, but going back to bed still seemed really appealing, so that’s what I did.
I slept for a little over two hours and woke up feeling much better, if still a bit out of it.
Deciding to watch a little TV, I tuned into Giada’s Weekend Getaways, and then I was going to watch Deserving Design on HGTV, a show featuring Vern Yip, who used to be a designer on Trading Spaces. I opted not to watch it, though, after I saw that it was going to feature a male assistant rather than the really hot female assistant that’s sometimes on the show.
I watch a lot of HGTV, both the SD and HD versions, because I like to see if there are any design ideas I could eventually incorporate into my house, and also because I simply find a lot of that sort of stuff genuinely interesting, but one of the main reasons I watch the shows that I do is because they often feature hot chicks, like Brandie Malay or Jane Wogan.
When the shows don’t feature the hot chicks, my interests tends to wane.
(Before my first attempt at going back to bed, I had put on Don’t Sweat It, but because it was an episode that didn’t feature Jane, it became Don’t Watch It.)
One of the other HGTV shows I watch pretty regularly is Designer Finals, in which a design student is given a real-world design project to manage, complete with a $2000 budget, a couple of handymen, and a two day deadline. It’s interesting to watch the students put theory into practice while under pressure.
What’s even more interesting is that the design students tend to be young women who are cute and wear extremely short skirts.
Like a lot of HGTV shows, Designer Finals seems to have an East Coast cast and a West Coast cast, so depending on where the show happens to be filming you might see different people. One of the hosts of the show looks like he could be Ryan Reynolds’ brother, and one of the handymen looks as though he’s on the show to supplement his income when he’s not appearing as “Gangbanger #11” in movies like The Gangbang Girl 45. Seriously, he’s one of the porniest guys I’ve ever seen outside of a porn.
(Not that I’ve ever seen The Gangbang Girl 45 – there was a serious dip in quality after The Gangbang Girl 31.)
In any case, my day has largely been uneventful, as you can see.
It seemed to be a sinus headache, and the pressure was making my eyes watery and sensitive to light, and as it didn’t appear to be getting better, even after taking a very hot shower, I decided to go back to bed after about an hour. Shortly after I got into bed my friend Kevin called. We talked for quite a while until he got another call. While I was waiting for him to come back, my phone made some clicking noises, then I heard it dialing, and then it said, “If you’d like to make a call, hang up and try again.”
I hung up, but didn’t try again, as I really needed to grab something to eat.
By this time the pressure had lessened and my eyes weren’t quite so cloudy, but going back to bed still seemed really appealing, so that’s what I did.
I slept for a little over two hours and woke up feeling much better, if still a bit out of it.
Deciding to watch a little TV, I tuned into Giada’s Weekend Getaways, and then I was going to watch Deserving Design on HGTV, a show featuring Vern Yip, who used to be a designer on Trading Spaces. I opted not to watch it, though, after I saw that it was going to feature a male assistant rather than the really hot female assistant that’s sometimes on the show.
I watch a lot of HGTV, both the SD and HD versions, because I like to see if there are any design ideas I could eventually incorporate into my house, and also because I simply find a lot of that sort of stuff genuinely interesting, but one of the main reasons I watch the shows that I do is because they often feature hot chicks, like Brandie Malay or Jane Wogan.
When the shows don’t feature the hot chicks, my interests tends to wane.
(Before my first attempt at going back to bed, I had put on Don’t Sweat It, but because it was an episode that didn’t feature Jane, it became Don’t Watch It.)
One of the other HGTV shows I watch pretty regularly is Designer Finals, in which a design student is given a real-world design project to manage, complete with a $2000 budget, a couple of handymen, and a two day deadline. It’s interesting to watch the students put theory into practice while under pressure.
What’s even more interesting is that the design students tend to be young women who are cute and wear extremely short skirts.
Like a lot of HGTV shows, Designer Finals seems to have an East Coast cast and a West Coast cast, so depending on where the show happens to be filming you might see different people. One of the hosts of the show looks like he could be Ryan Reynolds’ brother, and one of the handymen looks as though he’s on the show to supplement his income when he’s not appearing as “Gangbanger #11” in movies like The Gangbang Girl 45. Seriously, he’s one of the porniest guys I’ve ever seen outside of a porn.
(Not that I’ve ever seen The Gangbang Girl 45 – there was a serious dip in quality after The Gangbang Girl 31.)
In any case, my day has largely been uneventful, as you can see.
Friday, November 23, 2007
And A Vicious Wind Blew Hard And Fast
I had Thanksgiving dinner at Jamie and Casey’s house along with Scott and Stacy and their brood.
(Thanks again for having me over. Sorry I didn’t bring anything.)
I hung out as long as I could before the dog started to get to me, and then I swung by Brian and Kathleen’s to deliver Kathleen a plate (and some peanut butter cookies I’d made for her). As they’d had to put one of their cats down the night before, Kathleen wasn’t really up to going to any sort of celebratory feast, and Brian was working.
What had started out as a beautiful, slightly windy day rapidly turned into a dismal, cold, rainy, and incredibly windy day.
The wind had picked up pretty early on, and in my backyard it looked as though it was raining falling leaves before the actual rain started.
Fortunately, in the front yard the wind stripped the still-leafy tree bare, and blew clear the massive blanket of fallen leaves that had developed immediately after I’d raked up the first batch of fallen leaves, sparing me the effort that would have gone into raking again.
Today has been pretty uneventful. There is, after all, nothing that could compel me to venture out into the world on Black Friday.
Lately I’ve been watching a lot of HGTV, mostly because I have the HD version in my HD line-up, and I have to say that I’m continually amazed at how many hot chicks there are associated with real estate and home improvement. I’m not just talking about the hosts, because, yeah, obviously producers are going to pick hotties to be the primary on-air presences, but also among the designers and Realtors, and whatnot.
Among my new favorites are Brandie Malay from Hidden Potential and Jane Wogan from the show Don’t Sweat It.
(Of course, none of them holds a candle – an icy, frozen candle – to Mistress Kirsten of Property Ladder)
In any case, I suppose I should get back to figuring out just how I’m going to waste the rest of the day.
(Thanks again for having me over. Sorry I didn’t bring anything.)
I hung out as long as I could before the dog started to get to me, and then I swung by Brian and Kathleen’s to deliver Kathleen a plate (and some peanut butter cookies I’d made for her). As they’d had to put one of their cats down the night before, Kathleen wasn’t really up to going to any sort of celebratory feast, and Brian was working.
What had started out as a beautiful, slightly windy day rapidly turned into a dismal, cold, rainy, and incredibly windy day.
The wind had picked up pretty early on, and in my backyard it looked as though it was raining falling leaves before the actual rain started.
Fortunately, in the front yard the wind stripped the still-leafy tree bare, and blew clear the massive blanket of fallen leaves that had developed immediately after I’d raked up the first batch of fallen leaves, sparing me the effort that would have gone into raking again.
Today has been pretty uneventful. There is, after all, nothing that could compel me to venture out into the world on Black Friday.
Lately I’ve been watching a lot of HGTV, mostly because I have the HD version in my HD line-up, and I have to say that I’m continually amazed at how many hot chicks there are associated with real estate and home improvement. I’m not just talking about the hosts, because, yeah, obviously producers are going to pick hotties to be the primary on-air presences, but also among the designers and Realtors, and whatnot.
Among my new favorites are Brandie Malay from Hidden Potential and Jane Wogan from the show Don’t Sweat It.
(Of course, none of them holds a candle – an icy, frozen candle – to Mistress Kirsten of Property Ladder)
In any case, I suppose I should get back to figuring out just how I’m going to waste the rest of the day.
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