Search Stings

It's time once again to look at some of the search strings responsible for generating what I laughingly refer to as "traffic" to this blog:

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I'm not sure exactly what's being sought out here, but if I had to guess, I'd say it's a tract called The Sissy? Like any tract that's still in print, it can be purchased directly from the Chick Publications Web site.
(I just love how over-the-top macho Duke, the truck driver who thinks Jesus is a sissy, is in the opening panels. The guy's hairier than Wolverine [or Robin Williams for non-comics readers], and looks like he sweats pure testosterone. As the tract progresses, though, he definitely deflates, and ends up looking more like Harvey Pekar. Bonus: check out the great reaction shots of the waitress.)

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Yes, I'm rather afraid that it does.

assorted giada-related searches, mostly involving her height and/or bra size
Interestingly, one of the searches was for a "giada t-shirt." That was a new one on me. As an aside, a couple of weeks ago I was flipping through the channels and as I was going past E!, I saw Giada, with a voiceover saying "...in her trademark low-cut tops." Then they started talking about someone from another Food Network show. Looks to have been a countdown of Food Network Babes or something, as there was definite focus on looks and décolletage.

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If you go to my MySpace page, click on Wendy from my list of friends, and send her a friend request, you will find a treasure trove of pictures to satisfy all of your geek babe chain mail needs if she accepts your request.

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I'm going to go with "freakin' huge."

brutal dilton
Uhh...?

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Is this a request for something you'd like to see on How It's Made?

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Here's a very succinct one: they suck ass.

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Who's Lena Alexander?

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I see your ceramic tile moose and raise you a Naugahyde swatch caribou.

And that's it for the more noteworthy searches. The rest are mostly variations on the main themes.