Everything Is A Wiki These Days...Even Blasphemy!

Over at Slacktivist there are a two posts focusing on the Conservative Bible Project.
They're definitely worth a read.
For the uninitiated, the Conservative Bible Project is an effort to "retranslate" the Bible in an effort to remove "liberal bias."
I'm not kidding.
Now, I am admittedly neither a theist nor a theologian, but rewriting the Bible to suit your own agenda...how is this not blasphemy?
(Bonus: Here's someone who thinks that some Christians spend entirely too much time focusing on what Christ said. "Yeah, Jesus is great and all, but honestly, 50, 60 percent of the time I just zone out whenever He gets on about love and feeding the hungry and helping the poor and blah blah blah. Now give me some good old-fashioned hating the gays and you've got my attention!")

LET'S GO, LIVONIA!

Jesus Crhist Lord Savior Messiah sounds like the title of an anime, like Neon Genesis Evangelion or something.
The following video featuring a very...umm...passionate candidate for the city council in Livonia, Michigan, contains a lot of anime-sounding terms. Point out your favorites in the Comments.



(Found via Pharyngula)

The structure of his sentences is also oddly reminiscent of Rorschach's. I can easily imagine him writing a journal starting out "Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me."