WTH? That doesn't make a lick of sense! How would you even apply that maxim?
Mom: No, little Johnny, you can't build a rocket ship out of popsicle sticks. Johnny: But Mom, if it's popsicle, it's possible! Now stand back. Next stop, outer space! explosive takeoff Mom: Well, I'll be darned.
Of course it makes a "lick" of sense - it's Popsicle! You just need to learn to believe in the power of Popsicle, you infidel. Actually, the lamest part is that this...I don't even know what to call it. It's not a magnet or a sticker or anything. Anyway, it was listed as a "free prize" on the box. It makes the crap you get from Cracker Jacks seem cool by comparison.
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WTH? That doesn't make a lick of sense! How would you even apply that maxim?
Mom: No, little Johnny, you can't build a rocket ship out of popsicle sticks.
Johnny: But Mom, if it's popsicle, it's possible! Now stand back. Next stop, outer space!
explosive takeoff
Mom: Well, I'll be darned.
Of course it makes a "lick" of sense - it's Popsicle!
You just need to learn to believe in the power of Popsicle, you infidel.
Actually, the lamest part is that this...I don't even know what to call it. It's not a magnet or a sticker or anything. Anyway, it was listed as a "free prize" on the box. It makes the crap you get from Cracker Jacks seem cool by comparison.
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