Tuesday, November 06, 2007

An Open Letter To Music

Hey,

So how's it going?
I just want to say first of all that throughout the years I've enjoyed much of you. Sure, maybe not most of you, but those parts of you that I do enjoy kind of make up for the parts I don't.
Anyway, there's this chick in the commercial for the iPod Touch who claims to have a very close - if complex - relationship with you.
If that really is the case, could you do me a favor, as her boyfriend/girlfriend/king-size bed, and ask her to just shut the hell up?

Thanks,

Jon

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