Subject line of a piece of spam I just received:
My new guy's phallus is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
Sadly, there's nothing I can do to help resolve this issue.
However, I can point out that with some careful additions, you could turn your lament into a haiku:
My new guy's phallus
Is enormous, but alas,
My mouth is tiny
And that at least makes it a little more fun.
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