Keyword Klearinghouse

So I thought I'd take another look at the keywords that have been the primary drivers of what I laughingly call traffic to this blog.
There are, of course, the usual suspects: Bikini Cavegirl/Teenage Cavegirl, Carla Gugino's/Giada de Laurentis'/Monica Keena's/Insert Female Celebrity Name Here's bra/cup size, various other queries related to Giada, such as her height and whether or not she's a dwarf, whether or not she's pregnant, and searches for naked/bikini pictures of her. There are some people who are specifically looking for her nipples. I'm not sure if they just want close-up pictures of her nipples, pictures in which her nipples are visible, or if they're attempting to physically locate her actual nipples, as if there is some sort of GNPS (Giada Nipple Positioning System) site that lets you know where Giada's nipples are at any given time. Then again, maybe people are wondering if Giada even has nipples at all. It seems likely that she does, but I guess you can't take anything for granted.
A good percentage of traffic is coming from people looking for information about Ginger Alexander and Richard Davis of the recently renamed TLC series The Real Estate Pros (Formerly The Real Deal; not sure what necessitated the name change, though the new tagline on the commercials is "When it comes to real estate, Richard Davis is the real deal.").
Many of these seekers of wisdom are, in fact, seekers of boobs - sorry, I'm fresh out of Ginger Alexander's boobs. Try back next month; I may get a new shipment.
I would suggest that those of you attempting to find Ginger Alexander's MySpace page - if one exists - that you might want to go to, oh, I don't know, maybe MySpace.com to look for it.
Some want to know if Ginger is dating in general, while others want to know if she's dating Richard specifically.
As I have absolutely no basis for saying it, therefore I will not say that yes, Ginger and Richard are "dating," if that's what you want to call Ginger giving him hand jobs in the rest rooms at home improvement stores dating.
And no, I don't have any idea what Ginger's bra size is and wouldn't even want to hazard a guess because I have no skill whatsoever at estimating that sort of thing, as I can't see any reason whatsoever to want to know what someone's bra size is unless you're planning to buy her a bra as a gift or something, and if that is what you are planning, let me just stop you right there and say that sending lingerie to some woman you've never met, but have seen on TV and with whom you feel you've established some deep connection via the TV, is probably not the best way to make a positive first impression. I know, I know, it seems like it would be the perfect gift, but some women just get freaked out by complete strangers sending them undergarments, especially when accompanied with some ominous note about how you'll see her wearing them "soon." They also tend to react negatively to pictures of them that you've taken through their bedroom windows while they're sleeping, even though going to her house in the middle of the night like that shows that you're serious enough to not let a little thing like a restraining order stand between you and true love. Pfft, women. Am I right?
Anyway, I'm really not your best source for all things Ginger, so keep looking elsewhere.
One new Keyword Kontender has been the search string selecca connie naked.
I don't have too much to say about this one, but I would refer you to her body of work, and mention that she has been married to John Tesh for over fifteen years, and then let you decide for yourself what that says about the chances that she has ever appeared nude in any fashion that you will benefit (?) from.
Oh, and I have no pictures of Tanya Memme in a bikini/nude available for you. Pictures of her in a bikini do exist, but you're not going to find them here. As for the nudes, I will say that it seems unlikely, but you never know, I guess. What I do know is that I haven't seen them, but then, I haven't been engaged in dogged pursuit of them like some of you out there. Still, I would say that a Google Image Search is your best bet to find pictures of her.