On a note totally unrelated to making fun of the things that people look for on the Internet, I woke this morning to find that the fish that was inflicted - I mean, given to me by Kathleen, which I had dubbed L.T. ("Living Thing") had shuffled off this mortal coil.
I will not lie and say that I was sad to see it go. I appreciated the thought behind the gift, if not the execution of the thought. I will say that plant would have been a much more welcome gift.
Anyone thinking "I should get him a new fish" needs to stop right there. This time around I would be less gracious and actually refuse to accept it.
Fish ownership is clearly not for me. I tried it and didn't like it. In fact, I hated it.
Yes, I'm aware of how weird I am and blah blah blah, but I don't care.
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