I have, however, been consistently denied the pleasure, as no store in the area seems to carry it.
I suspect that this is no mere ordering problem, but rather a vast conspiracy.
There are forces out there that hate America, and would do anything to prevent the world from getting a taste of freedom (in ice cream form).
Who could be behind this perfidious assault on our liberty, you ask?
Who else?
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Priceless! You realize that you must bring this to the attention of Stephen Colbert himself, don't you? Washington DC stores not carrying Americone Dream? Imagine the scandal! You know it'd come up on a show.
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