Scratch That

Maybe I don't have to worry about turning 35. I found this in the comments on a tutorial site:

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES

As I will not be posting this on 5 (4 now that I've posted it here) sites, I can apparently look forward to being killed by a dead 15 year old, scarred, earless and noseless blonde wielding a "nife," whatever that is.
Still, it's on the creepy nights that I just might be expecting someone to appear by my bed and kill me, so I'd advise that Summer consider appearing on a non-creepy night if she wants to have the element of surprise.
I'd also like to let her know that using all caps (or at least mostly caps) is considered bad form, but then, so is killing people with this "nife" thing, so I suppose that poor netiquette is the least of her issues.
Oh, and if reading this and not subsequently posting it gets any of you killed, then I'll freely say, "My bad."