Okay, so she's not in a bra/bikini, or nude, as most of the picture-seekrs would like (Hey, it's not like I would mind either), but I think it's a good representative image of her, what with the crazed, too-wide smile. Seriously, sometimes she looks like she's been a victim of the Joker's toxic "laughing gas."
Still, despite the crazed look with the too-wide smile, her tendency to over-Italianize her pronunciation of words, the way, as B-Side over at TVGasm (do a search for "Giada" to find his various entries on her) suggested, she looks as though she's biting into a triple-decker sandwich no matter how small the morsel she's eating actually is, and that all-too Italian shnozz, she is undeniably hot, and is worth of portraiture.
That's kind of tricky, though, as there really aren't a lot of pictures of her out there (whether of the nude/bra/bikini variety or not), so I don't have much source material. I guess I could sift through my copies of her cookbooks to see what I can find.
Oh, and there is an inaccuracy in this picture in that she doesn't appear to be pregnant, though I did put her in the proper scale.
Okay, all smart ass remarks aside, people, I seriously don't know if is now or has ever been pregnant. I also know that she is not a dwarf, but what I don't know is why so many of you are wondering whether or not she is. If you did end up here on a "giada dwarf?" kind of search, please, please, PLEASE leave a comment explaining why you were ever wondering that in the first place. It'll only take a couple of minutes of your valuable dwarf porn searching time to leave a note saying something like, "This boy at my school told me she's a dwarf," or whatever. I just want to know why. Is that so much to ask?
The only explanation I've been able to come up with is that her head is, apparently, fairly large. That's what I've seen other people saying, at any rate, though I've never really noticed, as I've always been too distracted by the psychotic gleam in her eyes and the seemingly imminent threat of being bitten. I think it's more a matter of her neck being really skinny, but whatever.
Oh, and on an equally amusing note, someone else came here the other day searching for pictures of Giada from "before her nose job."
If that nose she's sporting now is an "after," I damn sure don't want to see the "before."
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Ok...so I signed back up for the feedblitz alerts and I have yet to receive an alert!! What'sup with that? Anyway...I just don;t get the attraction to Giada, Jon. She looks like she's anorexic and she's waaayyyy over the top. Cute, maybe. Just a little too perky for me...(not that I prefer women over men..) Ok...I WILL say that she's alot better than Rachael Ray. Now that one freaks me the f*** out!!
I'll tell you what it is about her: the crazy.
I'm not sure why, but I'm attracted to craziness. If I look into a woman's eyes and see that there's just something not right, some hidden psychosis waiting to spring to the surface, I'm caught like a deer in headlights.
Like I said, I'm not sure why, though one theory I have is that it's based on my belief that only a woman who is damaged in some way could be attracted to me.
As for RR (her talk show, which I've never seen, has been renewed through 2010, by the way), she annoys me more than she freaks me out. She just doesn't have the same freaky factor as Giada.
Also, Feedblitz alerts go out at odd times. You should have gotten one this morning.
i ended up here on a "giada dwarf" google search....and i'll tell you why so many people think she is one! she has an enormous head, and really short arms, for the size of her torso.
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