I'm Number One!

By following a search string that led someone here earlier today I discovered that when you input "Nipple Clamps" "Punish Myself" (with quotes) into Google, you will obtain the following seach result:



Yes! I'm number one!
It must be seriously disappointing to anyone who follows the link and comes here to discover that the blog author doesn't have a kinky sex life.
Or any kind of sex life.