I received this e-mail three times while monitoring the mailbox for one of our work stations here at work. The subject line was, in all caps, "YOUR (sic) A COCKSUCKER! YOU SHOULD DIE!"
Hello, my screen name is Secure Pr0g, and you rotten cocksuckers suspended one of my other screen names, so I am going to take a ride over to [my company] headquarters with a bomb strapped to my chest, and start chopping heads off until I am satisfied. Then, I will most likely detonate the bomb. Is this understood, you filthy, scabby, pus infested sons of diseased whores? Have a nice day =)
First of all, good luck finding anyone still at work at HQ at this time of day on a Friday.
Secondly, if you get this upset about having a screen name suspended, what would happen if your significant other broke up with you or your boss passed you over for promotion? You really should learn to not sweat - or threaten to engage in mass murder over - the small stuff.
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