Wednesday, December 29, 2004

An Open Letter to Mandy, Daughter of Pam, Logistics Manager

Note: I’m sure you’ve all seen the Wal-Mart fliers that feature employees and their family members as models. The most recent flier features a hot redhead named Mandy on the cover. Obviously I don't know much about Mandy, other than that she's hot and she looks good in a powder-blue track suit while standing next to a treadmill, and that her mom, Pam, is a Logistics Manager (whatever that is). So since I liked what I saw, I figured I'd make use of Threshold as a public forum in which to express my interest in learning more.

Hello,

So…how’s it going?

Later,

Jon

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