That's Nutty Department:
Boss: You want some? They're really good, and carb-neutral.
Me: No, thanks.
Boss: We bought a bunch of these when we went on our Cape Cod trip, and went through all of them in like a day.
Boss: Those girls can really take down some nuts!
Boss: I know.
Cryptic Writings Department:
Text from my boss informing me that I'd been promoted:
Btw...THUNDERCATS ARE GO!!!!
(I knew what it meant)
Poker Face Department:
Contractor: So my interview went really well. I think I'll probably get the job.
Me: That's good.
Contractor: So let me ask you something...I get the impression that that group is looked down on by other groups because they're not all that technical.
Me: That's certainly...a perspective.
Contractor: Is that not the case?
Me: Well, let's just say that people rarely even consider that group's technical expertise and leave it at that.
A Hard Four Days' Night Department:
From Monday afternoon until this morning (Wednesday), I slept a little more than I normally would in the course of four nights.
I woke up this morning feeling tired, and thought, "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Sleeping is, apparently, hard work.