Monetary Value And Sexual Orientation

Apparently this morning I got a $2 bill with my change at 7-11. Haven't seen one of those in a while.
Given that a $3 bill is queer, and a $1 bill, presumably, is straight, is a $2 bill bi-sexual?
I mean, clearly it's not as straight as a $1 bill, and certainly not as queer as a (non-existent) $3. Maybe it's just bi-curious (Or would that be "buy-curious" instead? Ha! I kill me!)