Showing posts with label recruiters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recruiters. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

That’s Cute

Periodically – typically after I’ve engaged in any sort of activity with my LinkedIn account – I’ll get contacted by recruiters from contracting companies who are looking to fill some contract position.
I usually just ignore them because:

1.  I’m not terribly inclined to give up my full-time job, with its attendant benefits, for a contract position
2.  Despite my level of experience, they’re usually entry-level positions that wouldn’t pay enough
3.  They would require relocation or an even worse commute than what I already have

Most of the time I just get contacted via e-mail, but sometimes some of them have an actual copy of my résumé, so they have my phone number.
Such was the case last night when I noticed, just before going to bed, that I had a voicemail message.
After listening to the message I kind of wished I had actually answered the call.
This particular recruiter was calling about a Project Manager position.
Okay, so far so good (though I still probably wouldn’t have been terribly interested).
He thought I would be a good fit, which, you know, makes sense, given that I am a Certified Project Management Professional.
Further, it was a position with a telecom company, which is the industry in which I’ve spent my professional life for the past dozen years.
What made it adorable was that the job – a contract position, remember – was with the company at which I’m already employed.
Even better, the job is in Ohio.
So.  This guy thought I would be interested in quitting my full-time job, relocating to Ohio, and taking a contract position with the company I just resigned from.
At this point it was officially adorable.
It also became clear, based on the growing uncertainty of his pitch that he hadn’t actually read my résumé, and that he was doing so even as he spoke and there was a growing awareness on his part of what a pointless endeavor this was turning out to be.  He made some halfhearted comment about following up with me via e-mail, but so far no message has been forthcoming.
I can’t imagine why…

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Recruit This, Putz!

So a bit ago my left hip started vibrating and I realized that someone was calling me on my cell phone.
I answer, and have the following conversation:

"Hi, is this Jon?"
"Yes."
"Hi Jon, my name is Rajit. I'm calling because your contact information was passed along to me as someone who might be seeking out employment opportunities. Is this a good time to talk?"
"No. I'm not seeking out employment opportunities."
"You don't even want to keep your options open?"
"I'm happy where I am and have no interest in seeking out any other opportunities at this time."
"Oh, well most people like to keep their options open...but I guess they're not as lucky as you."
"I guess not."

He then went on to ask if I knew anyone who would be "interested in a six-figure management position," or was looking for part-time work.

"No."
"No? You don't know anyone?"
"No."
"Okay, thanks for your - "
Click.

Yes, because I want to refer my friends to some passive-aggressive jackass who uses lame attempts at reverse psychology to cajole people into seeking out his services.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Leave Me Alone. Send.

I got contacted by several more recruiters over the past couple of days, which, given my situation of having to try to choose between a definite offer for a job I don't especially want and a slightly less definite offer for a job that I do want wasn't exactly helping.
It made me want to respond to them in the way that Satan responds to Lucy in this clip from Lucy The Daughter of The Devil: