"When You Wish Upon a - " *CRUNCH*

Me, after dispatching a cricket that had somehow made it all the way upstairs and was hopping around in the tub in the guest bathroom:

"Hope you weren't my conscience."

That's What You Think

It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
- John Burroughs

No they aren't.

Quote Of The Day

Kevin, explaining that most of his job prospects are limited to either the defense industry or the health care industry:

I don't want to kill people, and I don't want to help people.