This Is Why

The drama, the douchebaggery, the Hyundai Elantras...the following link to a Craigslist ad, while amusing and obviously tongue-in-cheek and satirical, clearly demonstrates why, despite the sometimes oppressive loneliness of my life, I'm generally glad that I'm not actually involved in the whole dating scene:

Why I'll be the Best 'Psycho' Ex-Girlfriend You've Ever Had!

(Found via Reddit)