Is It Safe? Yes And No.

Here are a couple of pictures I've done.
The first is safe for work (and is "safe" in another way, in that it's the same old, tired, predictable kind of thing I always draw).
The second, which can be seen by clicking on the "Read More" link is decidedly NOT safe for work.
Here's the first one, a picture of Scarlett Johansson (of course) wearing a dark wig:

Yep, it's a drawing, all right.  How exciting.

The second is of Playboy Playmate (December, 1989) Petra Verkaik.
I have a particular fondness for Petra, not just because of her rather impressive endowments, but for some other intangible aspect that I can't quite put a name to.
I'm not alone in that regard - she's a very popular Playmate,being the most published woman in that magazine's history.
She is still active as a model via her Web site, and still looks amazing, especially given that she's nearly 50.
In fact, in the reference photo used for the drawing I did, she was at least in her early 40s.
So, click on "Read More" if you want to see a drawing I did of very naked lady with very large breasts.

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Eve Without Adam

Hey, you! Yes, you, the person who came here looking for Eve Angel. Wait! Extend your stay past the traditional 0 seconds - I'm trying to help you out (And there is a picture I did of Eve Angel after the jump, so this isn't a total waste of time. Unless you think my picture sucks, in which case, well, just read the helpful information. It will lead you to less Eve Angel-related frustration in the future.)
Okay, still here?  No?  Ah well.  If you had stuck around, you might find this information helpful in your search for images - that aren't my drawings - of Eve Angel, as well as videos and information.
(Of course, we both know you aren't looking for information.  But that's okay.  I understand completely.)

So, if you want to find images and videos of Eve Angel doing her thing, and you're willing to pony up some cash, you can visit her official site:

Eve Angel Official Site

Alternatively, you can sign up for an account with Easy News, which is an excellent Web-based interface for browsing Usenet, which, since long before the days of the Web, has always been an excellent source for pretty much anything you're looking for.

Torrents are also a good bet, and don't require you to pay, though there are some drawbacks.  If you're not familiar with using torrents, here's a link to an eHow article that will get you started.

You may have gotten here via an image search.  Google is, of course, the default search engine, but as much as people joke about how no one uses it, Bing Images actually works very well, too.  The key thing, for your purposes, as you search for images of Eve Angel, is to make sure that your Safe Search settings are set to...well, to find the stuff you're really looking for, make sure they're off entirely.

As for videos, on Google, click on the "More" link up along the top from the main Google page and select Videos.  Again, you're going to want to make sure you don't have any Safe Search settings turned on.  To clear out the clutter, when you type "Eve Angel" into the Search field, be sure to exclude YouTube, because, honestly, you aren't interested in seeing YouTube-approved Eve Angel content, are you?  To do that, simply type "Eve Angel -youtube" without the quotes.  (Or, to narrow things down further, you can put quotes around Eve Angel, so "Eve Angel" -youtube.)

You can also search online videos via Bing, and the above refinements to your search entry apply.  The benefit to Bing is that you can preview the videos right from the search results page.  And that few second preview might be *ahem* all you need.

It's also worth noting that for a time, Eve Angel was credited as "Severine."

Make use of some these helpful links, and in the future you may find yourself spared the trouble of having to navigate to - and immediately away from - this humble blog.

Alternatively, you could actually read some of the content that your search engine of choice displays with its results.  After all, even when I post my drawings of Eve Angel, I tend to yammer on a bit.  So if you see a bunch of pointless text, just move on to the next result.

In the unlikely event that you are actually interested in seeing some of the pictures I've done of Eve Angel, here is a link to every post of mine in which she's been tagged.

TL; DR:  Learning how to search will help you find the pictures and videos you're looking for and avoid my stupid blog.

As promised, my latest picture of Eve Angel can be seen by clicking the link below:

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Would I Do That?

So it's not as though I drew the NSFW picture of Eve Angel that can be seen after the jump just because I've noticed that Eve Angel is a major traffic driver for this blog.

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Never Thought I'd Say It

For as much as I adore her voice and her music, I never thought I'd say, "Huh, you know, Sarah McLachlan has a pretty nice ass."
I don't mean that as any sort of slight against Sarah, whom, as mentioned, I adore, but I never thought I'd say it simply because I never thought I'd see it.
That changed thanks to a coffee table book full of artistic pictures of the backsides of assorted women, many of them famous, called Culo (Spanish for "Booty") by Mazzucco (some content is NSFWish), which included the image of Sarah that served as the reference for the (NSFW) painting I did that can be seen by clicking "Read More."

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The Marilyn Cliche

Lindsay Lohan recently posed for Playboy. Twice, actually, if I recall correctly, because someone - Playboy, Lohan, her representation, or some combination of all three - was unhappy with the first round. Because he's a tired old man who lacks imagination, and because every starlet who aspires to sexiness is similarly lacking in imagination, Hef decided to make the seven millionth trip back to the well that is Marilyn Monroe.
Let me just state upfront that even if the Marilyn-inspired pictorials weren't already a total cliche - especially for Lohan, who did a similar Marilyn recreation for another magazine a few years back - I would be bored and annoyed by the idea, because, and I know this puts me in a minority, I think that MM is overrated.  Really, really overrated.
There's no good reason whatsoever for her to be held up as some icon of sexiness or any of that nonsense.
None.
I can't be convinced otherwise.
In any case, the Lohan issue has yet to hit the stands, but the pictorial has already found its way onto the Web.
Despite the trite Marilyn tribute aspect, the pictures actually looks surprisingly good.  Good enough, in fact, that I was inspired to draw one of them.
At least it wasn't shot in grainy black and white, with her covered in sawdust and whale's blood.  All things considered, I'd rather have the Playboy photographers go with a tired old cliche than attempt anything avant garde...
(And at least there's unobstructed nudity, and she flirts with going full frontal.)
I did make a change, however; to counteract the played-out Marilyn aspect, I presented her as a redhead.  Imagine that:  Lindsay Lohan with red hair.
Check out the nude and NSFW image after the jump.

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Someone Was Filming Me...?

Okay, this video is pretty gross, and not at all safe for work but...holy crap.
My stomach still hurts from laughing.  It's just all too familiar...



Edit:  Now with the actual video.

I Mean It This Time

When I say that this picture of actress/model/wrestler/Go Daddy Girl Candice Michelle - featuring another woman whose name I'm afraid I don't know - is NSFW, I mean it.  And not just a little.
Check it out by hitting "Read More."
Also, they say that a definition of insanity is "doing the same thing and expecting different results."
I wonder if there's a word for "doing different things and getting the same results." Inevitability, maybe?
In any case, I tried taking a very different approach to creating this picture, and yet...

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Don't Talk To Me - Addendum

I'm unlikely to ever try this, but maybe I should. (Some NSFW language, and the way the girl talks is pretty irritating, but it's still pretty funny)



I should also point out that, more than just because of my inherent unfriendliness, the reason I don't want random people to talk to me is that I'm usually completely unprepared to have them do so, which means I end up looking confused and disoriented as I struggle to get a grasp on what the hell is actually going on.
Which, I suppose, probably works to my advantage, ultimately, but still.

Halfway There (NSFW Picture)

Quite some time ago I made a ranty post about the upcoming - at the time - appearance of Kelly Brook in a Playboy pictorial.
My concerns were that she would be merely topless, and that while this wasn't exactly something to complain about, I was hoping to see more, and that the photographers would attempt to be "artistic" by covering her from head to toe in whale's blood or used transmission fluid, or something equally idiotic. Why would they do something like that? I have no idea, but they do it all of the time.
When the magazine hit the stands I was annoyed to discover that my first concern was confirmed, but I was at least pleased that the second hadn't come to pass. Overall, they were decent shots, despite not providing the fully-nude shots I was hoping for, and there was no indication that they'd even considered tarring and feathering her or anything similar.
The other day while I was surfing one of the sites I cull reference photos of people like Kelly from, I found that she had recently posed nude for some other publication, and had, happily, decided to be considerably less modest than she had been when posing for Playboy.
So that was good.
Unfortunately, the photographer decided that we couldn't be allowed to simply enjoy fully-nude photos of Kelly Brook, and so it was decided that she would be slathered with an ever-increasing amount of red paint.
The end result is that she looks like the victim of a PETA protest - "Skin is murder!" - in most of the photos. (Except for the ones in which it looks like she slit her wrists. Sexy!)
But, on the plus side, she's totally naked.
If we could somehow combine the full nudity of those photos with the paint-free* photos of Playboy, we'd have some amazing shots.
An example of what we might have can be seen in this extremely NSFW picture I did using one of the relatively paint-free photos as a reference. (There was some smeared on her face and shoulder, but it didn't obscure the details too much to prevent me from drawing her without the paint).
It's worth noting that the answer to one of the questions I've had about Kelly that has gone unanswered due to her topless-only history is that yes, she does keep things neatly-groomed, but no, she doesn't go for the full Lex Luthor.
However, as with the paint, I was able to eliminate that from my picture, if for no other reason than the less hair that I have to draw the better...
It's also worth noting that the photo I worked from was tiny and low-resolution.

Edit: Apparently the magazine in which the photos ran has "theme" issues, and this particular "theme" was "lipstick." So that's what was smeared all over her, not paint.

Edit 2: I've been seeing a lot of traffic - hello, UK! - from people looking for the actual photos. Here you go.

*I get that everyone is different, and responds to things in ways that are often completely the opposite of how I respond to them, but I really, really don't get the appeal of covering beautiful women in dirt, grime, or viscous substances. Water? Sure. Sweat? Yeah, I'm down with that. And if you're going to go with some kind of oil, then, sure, baby oil, or something at least translucent can be great. But paint? Zero appeal. Especially when it looks like blood...though I realize that there are people who are turned on by the sight of women covered in blood, too.

NSFL

This video clip of an animated version of the Garth Ennis and Amanda Conner comic The Pro - a comic I just recently learned about and bought - is really, really not safe for work, and, depending on your perspective, is probably also NSFL (Not Safe For Life).
However, like the comic it's based on, it's really funny.
(Note for Scott: It was done by the same company that does Metalocalypse)
Among the NSFW/L elements:

Really, really naughty language (consider that it was written by someone from the UK, where words that are a little more taboo here get flung about rather freely)
A depiction of oral sex
Extreme acts of violence
Peeing
More oral sex
Did I mention the language?

Embedding is disabled, but you can, if you so choose, watch it here.

A Picture And Some Conversations

This extremely Not Safe For Work picture is of another of my favorite Playmates, Miss December 1989 Petra Verkaik.
Yes, they are massive.
It's worth noting that, while she was a Playmate over 20 years ago, the source image is from a very recent shoot.
So, yeah.
(I should mention that I took a little artistic license and finished the job that the person who did her waxing started)
Even if you're averse to seeing a naked woman - and she's all kinds of naked -I'd encourage you to check out the picture anyway, because I'm fairly pleased with how it turned out.

Some Conversations:

At Work:

In her office
My Boss: Maybe you just don't feel things the way normal people do.*
Me: That's definitely a possibility.

Calling me on the phone on Friday at 3:15
My Boss: Are you still here?
Me: Not for long, apparently.

At the Comic Shop:

Comic Book Guy: (Ringing up my stack of books, pauses) Do you...want this Astonishing X-Men?
Me: (Shrugging, as it was auto-added to my subscription box so I thought I'd check it out)
CBG: Because it's really bad. I mean, just look at the art. Look at her butt. That should tell you everything you need to know.
Me: That is pretty bad.
CBG: ...I don't think I can let you buy this.

Update: The Comic in question.

*There was a context for the conversation in which this wasn't really insulting, but it was still pretty funny.

Seriously Not Safe For Work Picture

Except for the background and some minor touch-ups and adjustments, I drew this totally not safe for work picture of actress Krista Allen - known to some as "the chick with the big boobs in the elevator" in Liar Liar, to others as the former Billie on Days of Our Lives, and to still others as Emmanuelle...in space (I'm not kidding) - in Illustrator.
What does that mean? Well, it means that there was a lot of swearing involved. It's possible to do a lot of really cool stuff in Illustrator, apparently, but for me it's just a means of raising my level of frustration to a point just shy of having steam shooting out of my ears.
Still, eventually it turned out pretty well.

If I'm Going To Hell, I'm Taking You With Me

I've gone back in forth in my mind as to whether I should post these videos (found via Reddit), and have finally decided to go ahead and condemn you all as I have been condemned.
Prior to seeing the first video, I'd never heard of Lazytown, but obviously it's some sort of kid show (on Nick, from the looks of it).
Whether or not you find it funny is probably a good indication of where you're going to end up in the afterlife. It's totally NSFW, and possibly Not Safe For Life. Certainly it's Not Safe For Your Immortal Soul.
Still, you do have to admire the technical proficiency of the person who did the editing.
Anyway, you've been warned:





This second video, which is more of a straight-up parody, of sorts, is considerably more subdued and subtle, and I actually find it a lot funnier than the first, but maybe that's just me.

Home Of Challenge Pissing

I'm not sure of the origin of this - NSFW - commercial, but it's pretty damn funny.

NSFW Picture

My latest picture, which is somewhat naughty and NSFW, can be viewed here.
It's a picture of model Alley Baggett, done in the sort of cel-shaded, vectorized, A Scanner Darkly style that I've been playing around with for years and never really succeeding in achieving to my satisfaction.
This one comes pretty close, and involved using a technique that I picked up from a tutorial.
I think the main reason I like it, though, is that it's just a really cute picture of Alley.
So check it out if you can (the features that make it NSFW are Alley's bare - and very nice - bottom and a bit of a nipple).

Seriously NSFW

I've just finished a picture today that is totally not safe for work, so I haven't provided a thumbnail.
Those of you who are both willing and able to look at nudity can click here to see it.
Okay, so did you look?
That one is seriously risque for me, considering how seldom I do pictures that feature visible nudity, but there was much about the source image that I liked and which inspired me to get past my semi-prudishness and do it, not the least of which was the sheer hotness of the woman pictured.
If you've ever watched The Surreal Life on VH1, are a male living in the UK, or have spent as many hours trolling picture sites and newsgroups as I have (which isn't very likely), you may recognize her as Caprice Bourret, a native Californian (I think) who years ago headed over to the UK to pursue a successful modeling career.
I may post a modified version for the nudity impaired later, but I make no promises.
Still, I am fairly proud of this one (I especially like the way I reflected the obnoxious color of the psychedelic chair on her skin. And the tan lines.), so I may do the modified version for the sake of getting it as much exposure (so to speak) as possible.
Apart from going grocery shopping, this is basically all I did today. I may still post more in the way of a standard entry later, though.