Cold Snore

This morning when I got up, my chest didn't hurt and my nostrils were reasonably clear, so I thought that my cold was finally gone.
Turns out it was just in hiding, waiting to jump out and surprise me as the day wore on.
Since I've had the cold, I've been having experiences while lying in bed that go something like this:

Me: Hmm...something doesn't seem right. Shouldn't I be breathing?
*GASP!*

It's exactly as fun as it sounds.