Scott: Your birthday is on a weekend this year?
Me: Yeah, a Saturday.
Scott: Want to do something?
Me: I don't know. Like what?
Scott: I don't know. It's your birthday.
Me: I was planning on just doing the usual: crying and masturbating.
Scott: Well...maybe in between your bouts of that we could do something.
Me: Ehh...
Scott: ...unless you're planning it as an all-day event?
Me: I just might be.
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Hey your last birthday was dang good. We all worked our bums off to make sure. I even got a smile I would say that is pretty dang good. So I can not top it this year but I know some really good places to eat. Mortons, Ruth Criss, ETC. Jamie and Casey would probably be up to celebrating too.
Yes, I did have a good time last year. I was not, however, anticipating a repeat.
As for the suggested places, my question is, "How much of a pain in the ass will it be to go to any of them?"
Bear in mind that my ass starts to hurt as soon as I set foot out my door...
If you have a pain in your behind then that is a doctor issue. As for dinner its easy. You say Stacy I like to eat at _______ then I make a reservation, and we all show up. Very simple.
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