Brain: Hey! Jon!
Me: What?
Brain: You know what would be better than a nice, relaxing Saturday?
Me: There isn't much of anything that's better than that.
Brain: See? That's why I'm the Brain and you're just an idiot!
Me: ...go on.
Brain: Okay, that's more like it. I'll tell you what's better: going out and buying a new desk so that you can assemble it and then move your office from where it is now into the larger bedroom.
Me: That doesn't sound better.
Brain: Just do what you're told, dumbass.
Me: ...
Me: Okay.
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