Conversations

(During our staff meeting; boss was joining from Florida via phone)
Boss:  Okay, that should be everything.  I want you all to try to get out early today.  Get your work done and try to be out of there before 3.  Probably not before noon, but definitely no later than 3.  Sound like a plan?
Me:  Sounds exactly like the plan I already had.

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Bug:  Oh, hey Jon.  I’m just going to brazenly hang out here, in your house, right in front of you.  That’s not a problem, is it?  I mean, it’s not like you’re going to just kill me or something, right?
Me:  Wrong; it’s exactly like that.