Blast From The Past

I've been going through the archive of posts over at Slacktivist, and I found this post from March of 2005 that is made entirely out of win.
It's hard to pick a favorite line from it, but if pressed I would have to go with:

Public schools refuse to acknowledge that gorillas could ever speak. This is an example of the persecution that we face as believers.

(Edited to add: Given that these days most Slacktivist posts can generate upwards of 1,000 comments, it's very strange to look back and see posts that have as few as 10 comments, or sometimes even 0 comments. It's almost like reading Threshold or something.)