Bonus: Check out this Thanksgiving-themed Chick Tract that reminds you what a rotten, ungrateful heathen you are and demonstrates just how zany old Jack's mindset really is. Apparently those evil liberal secular humanists have managed to prevent public schools from teaching the story of Thanksgiving (Thanksgiving? What's that? Is it like Turkey Day?), and they certainly aren't teaching its true meaning (they probably use the time that used to be devoted to teaching that part of US history to teach kids how to be gay and how to get abortions). But we can all be thankful because Jack is on the case!
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What, No squirell drawrings?
How am I supposed to draw a squirrel? They're not shaped like hands. I mean, duh.
Thats true, they arent shaped like a hand. Oh that, and you KILLED THEM ALL!
Moi,? Kill squirrels? Perish the thought (but not the squirrel).
I saw a perfectly healthy-looking squirrel roaming around in the yard yesterday, so clearly I didn't kill them all...not that I killed any of them.
(Note: Right now the song Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails is playing, but that has no significance whatsoever.)
And if they don't want to die, they should stay the hell out of my attic.
But if I did have a dead squirrel around, I could have just traced that, so there's another hole in your theory.
What about that dead squirrel laying in your yard, a silent testament to your prevarication and murderous shame?
What about shutting your damn piehole?
And anyway, that squirrel died from a diet of fatty foods and a lack of regular exercise.
Damn those trans-fats! Number one killer of furry urban critters! Well, right behind sheer stupidity in the face of oncoming traffic.
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