Cheesy? Absolutely.

I don't drink vodka anymore, obviously, and even when I did it wasn't often that I drank Absolut (I tended to go for the very bottom shelf, rotgut stuff. Not by choice but by necessity.).
Still, in honor of the fact that to celebrate today's good money news (and the fact that all of my bills are paid and I'm on paycheck two in a three paycheck month), I opted to order the Absolute Edition of Watchmen, I decided to quickly slap together the cheesy fake Absolut ad you see here:



I still want to pick up Absolute Dark Knight, but that one's really pricey. Absolute New Frontier would also be nice.
And then there's the Absolute-esque hardcover Sin City Library, and Absolute Sandman, and....