Greetings,
On behalf of everyone present I want to thank you for wearing shorts as you ventured out to do your shopping at Super Target today.
I have to say that I'm positively thrilled that you didn't allow little things like near-freezing temperatures and a sense of propriety to prevent you from presenting yourself to the world in shorts that would be too scandalously short even for Richard Simmons to be seen wearing.
Wintry conditions and a sense of shame, however, should not deprive the world of the sight of those glorious gams, with their bone-white color, rippled thighs, dry, chafed knees, and scores of thin, blue varicose webs, and so I must thank you for not giving in to the temptation to dress more appropriately for the weather and your age.
With Gratitude,
Jon
(Writing on behalf of himself and his fellow shoppers)
1 comment:
Ewwwww! Gross!
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