I saw a link to an article that provides a holiday gift-giving guide based on Astrological signs. I think the entry for my sign shows just how useless the Zodiac is for this sort of thing:
Aries (March 21 to April 19)Active Aries is always looking for ways to stay in shape, particularly during the holiday season ... so athletic equipment is usually a good choice. People born under this sign are also fond of the color red, so a cranberry scarf or a scarlet hat could win their favor. If romance is in the air, let Aries know that you put his or her needs first. Buy tickets for two to a sporting event you loathe ... or a CD by an artist you can't stand ... to win big points with your favorite Ram.
2 comments:
Easy there, fellow Aries! And just for the record, I look AWFUL in red...just in case you were wondering. (Give me black any day.)
I'm definitely with you on the black.
In general I've found that my horoscope never has even the most remote bearing on my life, except on those relatively frequent occasions when it says something like, "Today isn't going to be your day."
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