A moderately entertaining article about MySpace can be found here, but I'm going to give away its best line:
Last week, in the US, I saw an advert for a handheld gizmo using the slogan "It's not a cellphone: it's MySpace on the go." It's a terrifying first - a new gadget I know I'll never want to buy. I've never felt so lost.
I will say that I did relate (not surprisingly) to the first few sentences of the paragraph that follows, though.
