As we can see in this panel from Justice League of America vol. 1, no. 76, homosexuality is neither a choice nor an inborn trait: it's caused by rays!
Here we see team mascot Lucas "Snapper" Carr getting zapped by a "gay ray" by the fruitiest looking alien ever, though it might have been more appropriate to shoot him in the ass. In any case, soon afterwards, "Snapper" ditched his date and was later found at Justice League HQ making Aquman extremely uncomfortable in the locker room.
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Greetings from the other side of the globe.
So, that figures! "Gay ray" is causing the centuries old question that neither religion and science had shed light.With that answered...then who is behind all of this? The aliens...or maybe it's funded by the governments all over the globe.One reason might be to control the exploding population and the only way to regulate it is by turning people into homos. The specie that is responsible for propagating the gene pool would be rendered functionless:no sperm or egg cell ergo no fertilization.
Simple: alien fashion designers are behind it all.
They want to make us gay in order to make us snappier dressers and more inclined to buy their stylish alien fahsions.
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