Thursday, November 10, 2005

And The Winner Is...

Below is the undisputed winner for "Most Unintentionally Hilarious Jack T. Chick Panel Ever." It features "Bible" Bob Williams, star of 25 tracts, in a tract entitled The Outcast witnessing to a ho named Shirley whose pimp has just gotten through "witnessing" to her in an entirely different fashion with his pimp cane.
Fortunately, to keep her mind off the excrutiating pain she's going through, her friend Janet has been telling her the "wonderful" story of Rahab, a whore who helped bring about the fall of Jericho.
The story has brought hope into Shirley's long-neglected and under-nourished soul. That was just the warm up for the main event, though, and here we see Bob getting ready to bring it on home:



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There are just SOOOO many ways I could go with this, but I think I'll just let it speak for itself.
Ah man, seeing this panel makes going to Hell totally worth it.
Ten million years into eternity I'll still be laughing my ass off about this one even while I'm burning in the Lake of Fire.
Haw-Haw-Haw-ouch!

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