Even Prison Inmates Have More Active Social Lives Than I Do

Escapee nabbed: Lawson, alleged accomplice in slammer - The Mining Journal

The prison that the guy escaped from is not too far from where I grew up, and I believe my mother said something about my sister knowing the woman's husband or ex-husband. In any case, there was some sort of "small world" connection (though the U.P. is an extremely small world).
Anyway, just like the gay porn stars, men serving life in prison get more chicks than I do...