Saturday, December 01, 2012

This Is Better How, Exactly?

Brain:  Hey!  Jon!
Me:  What?
Brain:  You know what would be better than a nice, relaxing Saturday?
Me:  There isn't much of anything that's better than that.
Brain:  See?  That's why I'm the Brain and you're just an idiot!
Me:  ...go on.
Brain:  Okay, that's more like it.  I'll tell you what's better:  going out and buying a new desk so that you can assemble it and then move your office from where it is now into the larger bedroom.
Me:  That doesn't sound better.
Brain:  Just do what you're told, dumbass.
Me:  ...
Me:  Okay.

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