First of all, happy birthday to Scott! You're not getting better, you're getting older!
Wait, is that the way it goes?
Second of all, I've created an account on Hub Pages, and have just posted my first "Hub," a review of the new Action Comics #1.
Click here to check it out!
WTF? Why aren't you clicking? "Oh, I'm too busy to read Jon's little review! I don't care about comic books!"
Fine, be that way.
See if I care.
Jerks. *sniff* Mean old doody-heads.