This extremely Not Safe For Work picture is of another of my favorite Playmates, Miss December 1989 Petra Verkaik.
Yes, they are massive.
It's worth noting that, while she was a Playmate over 20 years ago, the source image is from a very recent shoot.
(I should mention that I took a little artistic license and finished the job that the person who did her waxing started)
Even if you're averse to seeing a naked woman - and she's all kinds of naked -I'd encourage you to check out the picture anyway, because I'm fairly pleased with how it turned out.
In her office
My Boss: Maybe you just don't feel things the way normal people do.*
Me: That's definitely a possibility.
Calling me on the phone on Friday at 3:15
My Boss: Are you still here?
Me: Not for long, apparently.
At the Comic Shop:
Comic Book Guy: (Ringing up my stack of books, pauses) Do you...want this Astonishing X-Men?
Me: (Shrugging, as it was auto-added to my subscription box so I thought I'd check it out)
CBG: Because it's really bad. I mean, just look at the art. Look at her butt. That should tell you everything you need to know.
Me: That is pretty bad.
CBG: ...I don't think I can let you buy this.
Update: The Comic in question.
*There was a context for the conversation in which this wasn't really insulting, but it was still pretty funny.