Sunday, January 20, 2013

Conan Isn't Interested In Quality Customer Service

Barmaid:  Can I get you breakfast, stranger?
Conan:  I'm drinking it.
Barmaid:  Fair enough.  I should tell you, however, that we are not yet open for business for some hours still.  But you didn't seem like a man to say no to when your breaking down the door woke me.
Conan:  I have gold.
Barmaid:  You miss my point.
Conan:  I avoid the point.  There's a difference.  Leave me alone.

Conan The Barbarian #12, "The Death, Part Three"

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