This morning I was listening to Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails while I was on the elliptical.
When I finished - over 1,600 calories in about 50 minutes - I got off and grabbed a towel to wipe off the sweat, and I'd left my Bluetooth headphones on and kept the music playing.
The song featured in the video below was playing, and it occurred to me that it was pretty much the perfect soundtrack music for a sad little man going about his sad little morning routine:
Which is, perhaps, not the most charitable view to have of myself, but what can I say? The endorphins were wearing off...