Friday, December 16, 2011


While working with my boss on developing a Project plan for a project that is likely to become my full-time job for most of 2012, I kept thinking of more and more variables and requirements that needed to be addressed:

Me:  (Thinks of yet another thing that needs to be done) Fuck.
Me:  You know what?  Fuck it.  I quit.
Boss:  What?
Me:  I quit.  I'm just going to take my chances out there in the world without a job.  Good luck with this.
Boss:  Sit your ass back down.

While on the phone with my mom:

Mom:  Do you have a tree up?
Me:  ...this is your son, Jon.
Mom:  Oh, right.

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