Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Conversation With My Body

Me: Okay, let's get on the elliptical.
Body: Ehhh....
Me: Come on; we didn't burn enough calories this morning.
Body: I don't wanna.
Me: I don't care that you don't wanna, just do it.
Body: I feel sleepy.
Me: No, we're not taking a nap. Those never do us any good anyway.
Body: Please?
Me: *Sigh* Fine, I'll cut you some slack this time...but you owe me. None of this "plateau" business. I want you to take this opportunity to engage in some serious muscle growth.
Body: Yeah, I'll get right on that.
Me: What was that?
Body: Nothing.

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