Boss: Hey, when's your birthday?
Me: It's on that day that I'm taking the day off from work.
Boss: Is it April 13th?
Me: By the way, I'm going to take the day off on April 13th.
Boss: I kind of figured.
Me: It's like I said; they're conditioned to search, so it never occurs to them to look.
Boss: It's laziness is what it is.
Me: Well...yes, but I was being charitable. I'm trying to be positive here.
Boss: I know! I love it!