Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Everybody Wants Some. Loudoun How 'bout You?

For some reason, this headline, Eastern Loudoun Saw its Share of Action During the Civil War, makes me think of some sort of Onion article in which Eastern Loudoun County wistfully talks about how often it got laid during the Civil War:

"Seriously, back during the Civil War, there was p*ssy on tap, man," insisted Eastern Loudoun County, its gray eyes flashing a youthful twinkle. "Let's just say I saw my share of action, if you know what I mean."

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