It's no secret that I think Scarlett Johansson is one of the hottest - if not the hottest - women on the planet. She's so hot it's almost inhuman. In fact, she is my default response to any sort of anti-Semitic remark.
For example:
Raving Drunken Bigot: The Jews are responsible for every war that's ever happened!
Me: Even if that's true, and it isn't, Scarlett Johansson.
Raving Drunken Bigot: They killed Jesus!
Me: Again: Scarlett Johansson.
You can't counter that, or fault the logic. Every war that's ever happened? Dead messiah? Scarlett Johansson is totally worth it.
(My back-up response, should the need arise, is Natalie Portman.)
All that being said, this is beyond weird:
eBay bidding wars begin for Scarlett Johansson's used tissue
Now, if cloning were a more mature science, then I could possibly see the value, as I'm willing to bet that even a mucus-based clone of Scarlett Johansson would still be hotter than pretty much any ten random hot chicks you could name.
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