On Digg today I saw a stupid question for which I have a snappy answer:
It's certainly not distracting me; if anything, I've been picking up all the slack left by everyone being too busy social networking. Facebook distract me from porn? You're kidding, right? Half the time I practically forget that I even have a Facebook page. I spend the other half not giving a shit about my Facebook page. The only way Facebook could distract me from porn is with more porn.
The first sentence of this post at Less Clothes is clearly trying to convey some information, but I'll be damned if I know what that information actually is:
Aubrey O'Day from Danity Kane has in(sic) interview with Complex magazine this month where she talks about her rep as a whore
Aubrey O'Day? Danity Kane? Complex magazine? Do any of these words actually mean anything? It's like that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation with that alien race that spoke only in metaphors.
Still, I suppose that half-naked pictures of some blonde with big boobs are something of a universal language.
I seldom write about politics here, for a variety of reasons, but I guess all the time I've been spending in the comments section at Slacktivist has raised my political awareness a little, so there are a couple of things I wanted to mention, specifically with regard to the Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
First of all, while I'm sure that Tina Fey did a fine job of portraying her on the Saturday Night Live premiere - I haven't seen the clip - people really need to stop drawing comparisons between the two, because Tina Fey is so much hotter.
Also, while as I mentioned, I haven't seen Tina's portrayal, I have seen this video featuring Gina Gershon doing a dead-on impression:
Link to video
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In a Slacktivist comment thread, someone, while admitting that it's really neither here nor there and isn't any sort of real issue, mentioned that there was something bothersome about Sarah Palin's hair. I had to agree, but I couldn't quite put my finger on what it is. Then I figured it out:
Okay, that's it for now. I may be back later with my stirring tale of yesterday's romance, intrigue, and adventure.
Or, you know, what actually happened.