Monday, January 02, 2012

Why I'll Never Be Alan Moore

Is it because I lack his incredible talent, the work ethic that allows him to be incredibly prolific, and his ferocious intellect?  Is it because I don't practice magic, or worship a sock-puppet snake god of my own invention?  Is it because I'm not from Northampton?
Well...yes, but mostly it's because I'll never be capable of growing a truly fabulous Moore-like beard:

So long, annual "beard."  You were itchy while you lasted...
Twins!

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