Me: you bring lunch?
Dan: i have jack's farewell lunch today
Dan: so i'll be eating there
Me: yeah, i managed to put two and two together
Dan: wow, retard did good
Me: yeah, because at first i was all, "what does him having jack's farewell lunch have to do with him eating lunch?"
Me: then, like, i had a brainstorm.
Me: ...okay, i admit it; i didn't figure it out until you told me you were going to be eating there.
Me: even now i'm not entirely clear
Me: want to go to lunch?