Wednesday, September 23, 2009

An Open Letter To Verizon

Multiverse Theory posits the existence of an infinite number of universes, each of which varies from the other in ways that can range from the infinitesimal to the completely fundamental.
That being said, there is no universe anywhere in which I would give a flying fuck about the new NFL Red Zone channel.
So seriously, Verizon, it doesn't matter how many times or how many different ways you try to entice me to order the channel by forcing me to click past an ad for it whenever I access my on-screen menu.
So knock it the fuck off.

Sincerely,

Jon

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