Three Point Plan For Getting Jon To Stab Himself In The Thumb:
Step 1: Get him to step in some kind of sticky, crusty candy (Just throw it anywhere on the ground; he's bound to step in it. He is Jon, after all.).
Step 2: Wait for him to notice (It'll happen eventually).
Step 3: Sit back and watch as he tries to scrape it off his shoe with his pocket knife and nature takes its course.
4 comments:
So how much of your thumb did you cut off?
None; I just poked a small hole in the side that only bled for a little while.
Well that seems hardly worth the bother the Universe went through. Watch out, it's probably lulling you into a false sense of security.
Well, I was going to point out that if you're not that much of a planner, there is a One Point version of the plan: Just wait; Jon's bound to stab himself somewhere along the line.
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