Some Randomness

On Digg today I saw a stupid question for which I have a snappy answer:



It's certainly not distracting me; if anything, I've been picking up all the slack left by everyone being too busy social networking. Facebook distract me from porn? You're kidding, right? Half the time I practically forget that I even have a Facebook page. I spend the other half not giving a shit about my Facebook page. The only way Facebook could distract me from porn is with more porn.

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The first sentence of this post at Less Clothes is clearly trying to convey some information, but I'll be damned if I know what that information actually is:

Aubrey O'Day from Danity Kane has in(sic) interview with Complex magazine this month where she talks about her rep as a whore

Aubrey O'Day? Danity Kane? Complex magazine? Do any of these words actually mean anything? It's like that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation with that alien race that spoke only in metaphors.
Still, I suppose that half-naked pictures of some blonde with big boobs are something of a universal language.

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I seldom write about politics here, for a variety of reasons, but I guess all the time I've been spending in the comments section at Slacktivist has raised my political awareness a little, so there are a couple of things I wanted to mention, specifically with regard to the Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
First of all, while I'm sure that Tina Fey did a fine job of portraying her on the Saturday Night Live premiere - I haven't seen the clip - people really need to stop drawing comparisons between the two, because Tina Fey is so much hotter.
Also, while as I mentioned, I haven't seen Tina's portrayal, I have seen this video featuring Gina Gershon doing a dead-on impression:

Link to video
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In a Slacktivist comment thread, someone, while admitting that it's really neither here nor there and isn't any sort of real issue, mentioned that there was something bothersome about Sarah Palin's hair. I had to agree, but I couldn't quite put my finger on what it is. Then I figured it out:



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Okay, that's it for now. I may be back later with my stirring tale of yesterday's romance, intrigue, and adventure.
Or, you know, what actually happened.