Friday, August 08, 2008

The Universe Never Forgets

"Hey Jon, it's me, The Universe."
"So, at Wal-Mart, huh?"
"Yeah, all the places that do state inspections have huge lines, so I figured I'd at least get the oil change done at their 'Tire and Lube Express,' but they said I'd have to wait two hours."
"Two hours? When does the 'Express' part come into play?"
"That's what I said."
"Well, no, but that's what I thought."
"Oh. Hey, remember when you were at IHOP and a Whitney Houston song came on and you were grateful that at least it wasn't the song from The Bodyguard?"
"Oh, dammit!"
"Suck it! Did you think I'd forget?"
"*Sigh* No, I knew you wouldn't."

1 comment:

Merlin T Wizard said...

And I-aiaiaiaiaiaiai will always love youououououououou!